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Loose and Lazy Podcast Episode 1
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September 08, 2014 06:55 PM PDT
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On this episode of the revamped Loose and Lazy Podcast Mike and Orlando talk about their 2 year vacation from podcasting. They also talk having sex with passed out women, how to know you're whipped, moving back in with your parents, and racist religious people. As always find us on Facebook just search Loose and Lazy

The Loose and Lazy Podcast Episode 61
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September 03, 2012 06:04 PM PDT

Episode 61

Horror Movies and Horror Habits
Netflix
Ginger Dead man the movie
Humoring Retarded people
Calling people out on lies
Do you follow the energy flex alert?
Looselazymike still talking olympics
Sexy clothes chicks wear

The Olympic Spirit lives on the Loose and Lazy Podcast! Check out Looselazymike’s
obsession with everything Olympic while Looselazylando watches cheesy B-Horror movies and questions Mike’s Netflix Queue. Looselazymike describes why he loves Mother Earth and his appreciation of sexy clothes on women. Come listen and make sense of it all on this latest episode....of the Loose and Lazy.

Enjoy!
As always feedback is welcome looseandlazypodcast@gmail.com, follow us on Twitter looselazylando & looselazymike. Checkout our blog @ looseandlazypodcast.blogspot.com and leave us a voicemail message (571)402-LAZY

The Loose and Lazy Podcast Episode 57
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July 16, 2012 02:37 AM PDT

In this weeks episode we have special guest A.J in studio spitting knowledge as usual. We also talk about Mike's cheapness and A.J regales us on the time he had to take off another mans belt and how we need to protect the bullies of the world. We also discuss the evolution of bullies and comment on the fine film Gatoroid vs. Mega Python. We also argue on the hotness of Debbie Gibson and Tiffany. As always feedback is welcome looseandlazypodcast@gmail.com, follow us on Twitter looselazylando, looselazymike, and riot_forward. Checkout our blog @ looseandlazypodcast.blogspot.com and leave us a voicemail message (571)402-LAZY

The Loose And Lazy Podcast Episode 38
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December 05, 2011 01:08 PM PST

Street Smarts vs Book Smarts

Just waking up in the morning, gotta tell ya’ ‘bout
two fools and an extra that’s really stout
No barking from the dog, ‘bout time
And Mike drank that shit without a lime
We got our grub on, guts didn't stick out
Finally did a show with AJ, he put his cig out
Recorded it up for later as we hit the door
Thinking "will we eat another 24?"
We got to see what to do at a Cop stop
And if we mouth off, can he make his gun pop?
Got to see who has their mind tight
Listen to the show and you’ll hear who got the answers right
And the Sun was too bright
We made fun of Pornoman, cuz he could eat all night
Called up Faze and I'm asking y'all
"Which song are y'all downloading tonight y’all?"
Get Mike around weed and he’s trouble
Last time he ate a brownie, EMTs stopped to get a Double Double
Freaking listen to Street Smarts like O.J.
I can't believe this show is out today

As always feedback is welcome looseandlazypodcast@gmail.com, follow us on Twitter looselazylando, looselazymike, and riot_forward. Leave us a voicemail message (571) 402-LAZY and "friend" us on Facebook,just search loose lazy.

The Loose And Lazy Podcast Episode 37
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December 03, 2011 10:51 AM PST

Long Ago in a galaxy far, far, away....

It is a time of great drunkenness on the planet Earth
An obese force named Pornoman returns to the Loose and Lazy Podcast
While drinking and smoking his way through the show
our brave hero’s Mike and Orlando try their best to navigate
their reasoning past the onslaught of tales of
strippers, warrants, prostitutes, and a never ending thirst for alcohol.
It is the Pornoman’s mission to consume all that humanity can offer
all while sitting down because he detests standing up.
His hunger can be felt throughout the galaxy.
His uncanny history with transgendered people, and desire for everything
that is 99% takes over, as he wows us with his words.
Considering what is at stake, it’s up to our host’s to satiate the Pornoman
and bring tranquility back to Earth and it’s inhabitants.

***WARNING: VERY EXPLICIT CONTENT ON THIS SHOW!***
As always feedback is welcome looseandlazypodcast@gmail.com, follow us on Twitter looselazylando & looselazymike. Friend us on Facebook just search "loose lazy" and leave us a voicemail message (571)402-LAZY.

The Loose And Lazy Podcast Episode 26
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August 13, 2011 04:16 PM PDT

Part 2 of the hoe code
Chicken Heads with a side of Cottage Cheese Thighs
Ingredients:

1 group of women going to the restroom together
A few men without an education
4 sessions of rebound sex
5 minute rule
1 No car, no sex ultimatum
1 bag of Chicken legs
12 oz cottage cheese
Some Chicken heads
2 pairs of female beer goggles

Directions:
Deep fry your chicken heads and chicken legs until golden. Add One group of women going to the restroom together. Let cool for a few minutes (the 5 minute rule). Add 4 sessions of rebound sex for the “no regret aftertaste”. Garnish legs with cottage cheese. In order for this dish to look even better, put of beer goggles.

Enjoy! As always feedback is welcome looseandlazypodcast@gmail.com, follow us on Twitter 2 looselazylando & looselazymike, checkout our blog @ looseandlazypodcast.blogspot.com, and leave us a voicemail @ (571)402-LAZY.

The Loose And Lazy Podcast Episode 25
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August 07, 2011 05:30 PM PDT

Episode 25 (Part 1 of the Hoe-Code)
Triple Tuna Fish Casserole
Ingredients:

3 cans of Tuna
2 Hot dogs
1 spoon full of yeast
Some “Put it in” Rump Roast
3 hairs from a shaved male chest
A couple of ‘One Night Stands’
1 Large bottle of Vodka
1 Bottle of Triplesec
1 creep with a camera
A lot of disappointment
A PMS story

Mix all ingredients into a bowl with abandon. Toss mixture into a casserole dish and place into an oven at 72 degrees for two hours. Serve chilled with Some Vodka or Triplesec. For added flavor add some perpetuated myths about women.
For full effect, add episode 26 (next week) to have your mind filled with feminine insight.
As always feedback is welcome @ looseandlazypodcast@gmail.com, follow us on Twitter @ looselazylando & looselazymike, checkout our blog looselazypodcast.blogspot.com, leave us a drunken voicemail (571)402-LAZY.

The Loose And Lazy Podcast Episode 20
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June 26, 2011 04:21 PM PDT

Recipe for Disaster
(No condoms necessary)Episode 20

½ Bottle of Devil May Care Attitude
10 questions meant for a 6th grade debate
10 answers that make no sense
1 Teaspoon of Misdemeanors
1 Pinch of A.J. (Amped Juice)
½ Pint of Markie Molasses
2 Pints of venom
3 cups of disbelief
8 shots of gasoline

Directions:
Pour 2 pints of venom into a bowl. Add ½ Pint of Markie, 1 pinch of Amped Juice,
and ½ Bottle of Devil May Care Attitude. Mix well.
After ½ hour apply 8 shots of gasoline.
Ask 10 questions meant for a 6th grade debate.
Pour through a strainer. Serve bitter.
Top with 10 answers that make no sense and garnish with 8 cups of Gasoline.

As always feedback is welcome looseandlazypodcast@gmail.com, follow us on Twitter @ looselazylando , looselazymike, riot_forward , markzuninator. Checkout our blog @ looseandlazypodcast.blogspot.com, and leave us a voicemail @ (571)402-LAZY.

The Loose And Lazy Podcast Episode 16
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May 30, 2011 04:08 PM PDT

WOW did we hit a new low on this episode!We welcome a very special guest that has brought depravity,vice, and "leisurely living" to new levels. The one, the only "PORNO MAN" joins us along with his posse Dave The Slave, and Crows. They impart knowledge on strip clubs, the "Back Pages", craigslist, massage parlors, getting your teacher fired, vomiting on prized possessions, drunk driving down the wrong side of the road, audio erotica for the teenager and the intimacies of his relationship with @looselazymike. As alwyas feedback is welcome looseandlazypodcast@gmail.com, follow us on Twitter @ looselazylando & looselazymike. Checkout our blog @ looseandlazypodcast.blogspot.com and leave us a voicemail @ (571)402-LAZY.